Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Kel Varnson

Who is Kel Varnson?

He is the guy you are when you need to fake your identity. Origin Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David. Isn't it a great name? "No, Lance isn't here. Kel Varnson speaking."

"Who said that?" I think it was Kel. "Who forgot to put the trash out?" You guessed it...Kel.

What about the picture of the guy that comes with the new picture frame? It's Kel again. We had a picture of Kel on our refrig for many years...he became part of the family. My wife thought he was cute. I think she liked him better than me. Maybe that's why I am Kel sometimes.

If you Google good ole' Kel, you will find a movie producer and a baseball team owner (or maybe the baseball team...not real clear).

Maybe you will see me walking down the street with my best friend, Art Vandelay......you know the importer/exporter/architect.

So, did you like this blog? If you checked yes box, thank you...written by Lance
If you checked no, written by that weird jerk Kel Varnson.

3 comments:

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That was the gayest blog I have ever read. Nuff said.

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